TOUR BLOG WEEK THREE: We Actually Miss the South

Okay, onto week 3! We headed out of the south, which was the biggest mistake of the tour. I'm just gonna say it; the south was great to us and I miss it.

Driving out of North Carolina, we went to Richmond, Virginia. Fuck Virginia. That's all they even get written about them.

From there, we spent 2 days in Washington DC. It wouldve been awesome if we didn't only have 2 hours to see all the sites. Parking a van with a trailer there is literally impossible.

If the cold weather wasn't enough, the worst part of the area was lack of 24 hour Wal Marts. I seriously miss them. The wal marts in the North are super shitty and can't hold a candle to the gloriousness that is a southern WM. By the way, peopleofWalMart.com brings back wonderful memories.

From Washington, we drove up to New York. Jersey is scummy and I cannot believe how much toll roads cost for vans with a trailer.

New York has been...interesting. We did Lindenhurst last night, and Brooklyn today. Brooklyn is pretty much exactly how Grand Theft Auto portrays it, except I haven't seen any rocket launchers or turf wars...yet. I'm patienty awaiting it.


As we drove into NY, we saw a sign for Montauk and had to blast Bayside really loud.

I think tomorrow is NYC. Hope this wasn't too boring. I'm sure week 4 will have lots of fun shit happening. Love you!

-Jordan
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